Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 01, 2018

Smart kid.

I was the best punter among the kids I played pick-up games with in grade school, but I would have been woefully inadequate on a varsity team. I’m glad our coaches never heard tales of my punting prowess.

And he said … “IA CTHULHU!!!”

P1, If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against my loofa?

P2, Well then how about the showers? ( Nice shine on that floor, Mop!)

P3, See if one of the ants can punt, Gil.

Wow, this makes real sense to me??? We found a movie we both don’t like and he might punt for the team.

TOMORROW P1 “Joe said he needed more than a movie to consider us ‘bonded’ so we played rock-scissors-paper” P2 but he insisted on the best two out of three" P3 Coach wins the first one. Story continues and outcome not known until Thursday when after all of this they find out Joe is academically ineligible.

In all reality , Gee B K , sorry about your throat cancer your voice box works very well. I’m considering casting you as the Kazzer a Gipper ĺIke character in my film Gil Thorp All American Coach . I want you to practice saying Win One for the Kazzer ! If you’ll do that ,I’ll punt for you .

P3- While holding a contract and awaiting QB Randall “Pink” Floyd’s signature, GilPa looks Dazed and Confused.

They should have showed the panel of him saying nothing; then the dialogue would make sense.

( Cue organ music ) Will Bolek play? Will Milford get back on the winning track and… (_ organ stinger_ ) will The Legend of Bagger Vance ever be redeemed? For the answers to these and other questions, tune in again tomorrow for As the Grid Irons! ( organ music up and out )

Kaz left out the part where he shook his head, rolled his eyes, let out a loud sigh, and walked away, but I guess that means he said plenty

P1-3: Nothing happened. Kaz had previously asked Joe Bolek to try out for punter. Joe Bolek still hasn’t answered him. Maybe we’ll get an answer tomorrow, but Bagger Vance isn’t going to move him. Kaz will need to give Bolek access to the new game film equipment to lure him onto the team.

Gil Thorp…. the ‘Seinfeld’ of comic strips….. it’s about ‘nothing’.

“Nothing. Then he told me to watch the video of some pro player named Earl Thomas.”

I really wanted to see the cheating golfers have to perform under scrutiny, but they dropped that story for this one. Talk about punting!

In P2, why didn’t Kaz tell him “we’re makin’ youse an offa youse can’t refuse”, then point to the Luger tucked into his waistband?

Kaz has dropped to a new low, even for him…begging some random kid to play..is MHS one of these schools with an enrollment of like 65 and every male student is expected to suit up for the FB team?

Of course he didn’t answer. It was so stupid he was dumbstruck.