Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 09, 2019

What?

So people go to college to find out if they have talent?

… forget who?

P1, Said every college player that leaves early for the NBA only to fail.

P2, Rupert Pupkin heads for the basement to perform in front of his adoring imaginary audience.

P3, Next week, Rupert Pupkin talks Lisle into helping him kidnap Marty so he can take over his show.

…I don’t know what to say…incredibly disappointing, only the peacock was worse in recent memory…

In all reality , Rick "Don’t Call Me Ricky " had talent also,anyone remember him ? Stick with making weight loss drugs and male enhancement drugs in your basement . Good luck on the Shark Tank .

This whole story line has been riveting!!!

What? His other talent is hanging billboard signs?

Yeah. I’ll never forget old what’s his name

“…to the point where I have to move before someone tries to kill me.” (Legend in his own mind.)

P1- Mom is oblivious to the dumpster fire that her boy ignited at WDIG.

P2- One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do.

P3- …..or Chef Boyardee.

Yeah, the fact that his billboard is now just an ad for a pizza place means the town won’t remember him. Wait, no, that’s the point? Come on.

So based on today, THIS IS THE END? Baseball on Monday? This would be the earliest start of the season in recent memory. Which also would mean baseball will probably end on time too, which ALSO means that we may just be headed to the country club this summer!

Remember when Max Bacon returned to town? How integral that was to the story? Sure was important he stopped by. My theory is this sequence was all lined up and they were 3 days short of ending on Saturday, so they through that waste of time in the middle.

P-3: The other Billboard still reads “Why settle for mediocrity?”

I don’t like the way Ricozzi is holding that pizza. Not one damn bit.

Elephant in the room…has Milford had a school shooting yet?

Pizza place? Reminds me of this one:

“Mr. Fogagnolo; what are you doing here?”

“I buy the place.”

“Where’s Nemo?”

“He go.”

“Where’d he go?”

“Away…..”

Don’t go! I need to read the Robby Report on the baseball season.

Maybe it’s just me, but any time you see Robby in profile he appears bug-eyed and grinning… almost like he’s half-mad…

What’s with his glasses? Doesn’t that hurt, having half of the frame missing? It’s jamming into his nose.

Robby’s ego apparently has absolute level Invulnerability…

That story line just sort of petered out…

he’ll be a legend in his own mind

If you want to know why WDIG puts up with Marty Moon and let’s the Howrys of the world get their digs in, check out this Ted Talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RCT6Li4UQ