Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 05, 2019

Zounds!

A cornucopia of snark opportunity, Moon in Tinderbox, Trainer Rick Scott and his special poultice rub, the Andy Gibb-like visage of Chance Macy, it’s all here…

Have at it fellas!

Saw him land? Was he in the air at some point?

…regardless of actual injury, Trainer Rick Scott believes in a strong groin rub regimen…

P1, Even when Marty doesn’t have a drink in his hand he still goes through the motions of having a drink in his hand.

P2, Mr. Scott confirms that this is indeed Chance Macy’s ankle he is fondling.

P3, Well, now Chance what you need is a nice steamy shower.

In all reality , P 3+ ,That’s what she said ! You get it Scotty ? OH, Hi Grandma , I’ll be out soon after a nice hot steamy shower with the other boys , no I don’t think anyone wants you to wash their backs . Bye Grandma , I love you too .

P1- Marty has an old timely pitcher of sippin’ gin & juice. Enough to get laid back. Moon has his mind on liquor and liquor on his mind.

Next time try par-boiled. It leaves a better texture.

From now on, I’m going to refer to Chance as the Oyster.

P 2: “…I saw that and I thought uh-oh….it’s time for Ruh-Roh….”

Wow, Picard must have super powers. Despite Chance not reacting at all to his ankle when he landed, the Captain knew he had sprained it. And speaking of reacting, I’m curious how you’re going to react to today’s edition of Mopped Up Thorp.

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P2- GilPa in the background, channels his inner Vice Admiral James Stockdale. “Who am I? Why am I here?

Uh, maybe consider wrapping players’ ankles before the game.

Maybe Chance’s real name is David Banner. Don’t get him steamed

okay…. we never found out who is was the former VP saw yesterday.