Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 16, 2019

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    kdizzle  about 5 years ago

    One of these days Gil’s wise crack answers are going to get Marty blow-up mad, then we’ll see how smart he is.

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    Mr Reality  about 5 years ago

    In all reality , some very strange defensive body language displayed by Gil in P1 .

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    Mr Reality  about 5 years ago

    P3 Chance is still a spectator until he goes Blowtop mad and charges on to the field pummeling Central players and can’t be stopped until Grandma uses her stun gun on him.

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    TheBrownStarfish  about 5 years ago

    So, I went to the Nationals game last night. I wasn’t sure I’d ever get to see a Washington team in the World Series. LET’S GO NATS! Okay, now back to our regular snarking.

    P1, The ants gather around the drunken, slurring Marty Moon.

    P2, That’s true, Gil especially in your case.

    P3, Does that say MILFBRO on Chance’s shirt? SIGN MAN, where are you?

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Still a spectator”? Two crutches made me assume he was gone for the whole season.

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    bearwku82  about 5 years ago

    Gil: You know what happens when you assume, don’t you Marty?

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    Mopman  about 5 years ago

    P3 – Chance is quite the inspiration to his teammates, with his generic chanting. His teammates don’t even notice.

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    twainreader  about 5 years ago

    P-1 & 2: Marty threatens Gil with a Remington Razor

    P-3: Apparently, that cheap shot left Chance blind, as the rest of the team is watching the actual game.

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    James St. John Smythe  about 5 years ago

    P 1.5 Gil: “What’s this you say? I left Kaz in charge after the opening kickoff and stopped off in Central City”.

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    Mopman  about 5 years ago

    P1 – It is physically impossible to sit on a bleacher like that, unless Moon’s leg is dislocated at the hip. You can’t sit sideways with both legs on the outside!

    P3 – Maybe Chance went blind with rage? That might explain why he’s cheering towards the parking lot instead of towards the field where everyone else is looking.

    And speaking of rage, reading Mopped Up Thorp is all the rage in these parts.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  about 5 years ago

    So Sorry Charlie “Ruh” Roh plays badly and is ripped by Marty for being no Chance the Snapper, irking Chet, or Charlie plays just well enough that Chet thinks he should start ahead of Chance? Either way, we will trudge through the slow, slow pace of Chet’s investigation—look for the big reveal some time after Halloween.

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