Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 21, 2019

Chet is going to look like an idiot when he finds out about the tragedy involving Chance’s unlucky parents…

The actress playing the Mom character is just mailing it in, come on where’s the dedication to your craft? Chet’s describing a menace to society and all you can say is very colourful?

P1, So now he’s Dennis The Menace?

P2, Is there any second-grader who doesn’t act out and pull hair?

P3, Oh, no, he ran with scissors! How horrible. Who among us hasn’t done all of these things and more? I did way worse things than that and now look, I’m 67 years old snarking on stupid comic strips in the middle of the night. Nothing wrong with me, nope, nope, nope.

Extreme confirmation bias, this one has.

Chet’s right. Hair-pulling and scissors-throwing are known gateway drugs to cement shoes and sleeping with the fishes.

Y’know, I’ve got to step in with some serious pissed off. As it happens, my wife’s an elementary school teacher who works with behavioral students. (In her words, she pretty much demands to be placed with the “angry little boys.”) The horror stories she tells me about their upbringing and lives are daunting and sickening: fetal alcohol syndrome, parents wallowing drug addicts and/or in prison, 8 year olds hustling to sneak home extra food from the cafeteria for the 4 year old siblings who are hungry … heck, her kid last spring would beg toothbrushes and toothpaste from my wife because he was ashamed his breath smelled bad and his feckless parents would throw them away at home. (How many 7 yr old boys want to brush their teeth?) And this scum punk is on the school board and is unaware of this? Screw him sideways with a fishing gaff.

P2: Rustling . . . banditry . . . square dance calling . . . drinking beer . . . dancing close with girls . . . wearing his hat backwards. Better call in SWAT on this one.

Elementary school? Isn’t there some sort of statute of limitations here?

I can just see it now – Don Corleone: Give this job to Clemenza, have him use only hair pulls and throwing scissors. We don’t want anyone who’ll go crazy and actually hurt someone…

…..don’t omit the milk money racketeering caper Chance was the overload of in the 2nd grade.

So there IS a permanent record?

Could Macy be on medication, by any Chance? (I couldn’t resist!)

P 1: “…Oh my god… it says he killed a school administrator who snooped on him when he was in eighth grade…”

I think someone that is very colorful would attract attention not disappear.

Reckon he was the one shaking Opie down for his extra milk nickel?

Hair pulling, scissors throwing…reminds me of the Monty Python bit where the Pirahna brothers were terrorizing people by using sarcasm.

P2 – What is he planning to do with that syringe? And what is in it?

P3 – I guess “Mafia Dons” in Milford are slightly less intimidating than in the rest of the world.

So Chet is going to now….what? Demand the kid gets expelled? For being unruly EIGHT YEARS AGO? Please don’t let this be that stupid. But it will be.

And speaking of stupid, yep, you guessed it, it’s today’s edition of Mopped Up Thorp.

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Now that Chet knows about Chance Macy, we are going to find out that Chance is related to Dexter Morgan:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HavdEgmZCTwChet will play Doakes to Chance’s Dexter. And we will find that Chance’s girlfriend is Rita Bennet!

Golly Mr. Wilson are you sure his name’s not Dennis?After all he is a menace.