P1, Um, Chris you left out the part about how bad the football team sucked.
P2, Because all people talk about are my cans!
P3, With that beachball she’s carrying I thought they were going to Milford Lake. Someplace we haven’t been in a few years. Oh, and over in Mary Worth, having coffee is a euphemism for well, you know. Tee-hee!
P1 – You know, Chris’ explanation makes perfect sense. Wait, no it doesn’t. Well why should it start now?
P2 – Yay! That’s my leg in the foreground. Finally, I’m back in the strip! Just wish they hadn’t caught me trying to handle the roach problem. There’s no room in the budget for traps or poison unfortunately.
P3 – What the hell kind of jersey is Susan (or whoever it is) wearing? That’s not a game jersey, which is what Milford kids always wear in practice. And don’t try to tell me it’s a pinnie so that they can tell offense from defense, because it’s the exact same color as what Alexa is wearing. It looks more like a maternity top to me. Is that what the big “M” stands for? Kind of like the Scarlet Letter?
And speaking of letters, the last two days of Mopped Up Thorp are online, and I think they deserve a letter grade of at least a C+.
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, Um, Chris you left out the part about how bad the football team sucked.
P2, Because all people talk about are my cans!
P3, With that beachball she’s carrying I thought they were going to Milford Lake. Someplace we haven’t been in a few years. Oh, and over in Mary Worth, having coffee is a euphemism for well, you know. Tee-hee!
cuttersjock over 4 years ago
…lot of Michael Parks in Schuring… Methinks he is headed down that lonesome highway
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
P4- …..and we snarkers need some basketball action and Marty Moon acting a fool.
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality Look Alexa it starts with coffee then it becomes drinks ,want to end up like Marty Moon ?
jslabotnik over 4 years ago
So not being a scorer, but excellent defender and rebounder makes you invisible on the court? I guess that’s why Dennis Rodman always went unnoticed.
James St. John Smythe over 4 years ago
Tomorrow: Another opportunity to pitch a State Champion Gil Thorp mug missed.
Irish53 over 4 years ago
P 4: “…because this story is so lame, we will need to be caffeinated to get through it…”
twainreader over 4 years ago
We need coffee, Irish Coffee. I think CS is trying to get extra credit in Phys Ed for coaching me
hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
Alexa shows up at the next game wearing a helmet.Maybe she could go on The Masked Singer?
wmac8898 over 4 years ago
Since they need to talk more than they need coffee, I’m guessing they’ll go to Coffee Cantina, as opposed to grabbing a cup of coffee to go.
Mopman over 4 years ago
P1 – You know, Chris’ explanation makes perfect sense. Wait, no it doesn’t. Well why should it start now?
P2 – Yay! That’s my leg in the foreground. Finally, I’m back in the strip! Just wish they hadn’t caught me trying to handle the roach problem. There’s no room in the budget for traps or poison unfortunately.
P3 – What the hell kind of jersey is Susan (or whoever it is) wearing? That’s not a game jersey, which is what Milford kids always wear in practice. And don’t try to tell me it’s a pinnie so that they can tell offense from defense, because it’s the exact same color as what Alexa is wearing. It looks more like a maternity top to me. Is that what the big “M” stands for? Kind of like the Scarlet Letter?
And speaking of letters, the last two days of Mopped Up Thorp are online, and I think they deserve a letter grade of at least a C+.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/