Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 03, 2020

Nice Knappesack

This guy would be headed towards a high seed in the Villains/Annoying Tournament, if it would have been done after this season.

Speaking of the tournament, voting is open for the second round in the Keri Thorp Region. Looks like some good matchups. Cast your votes here:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/GL7TQQ9

Reminder that a summary of the tournament is here

https://gttourney2.wordpress.com/

including up to date brackets for each region.

Results from the Gil Coaching Region Round 1 games!

Marty Moon vs. Terry Gallagher: Marty appeared to take offense at not being granted one of the highest seeds for this tournament, and took it out on poor Terry. On the other hand, Terry spent half his time on offense chatting up the cheerleaders. Down 18 at the half, it never got better. He did get 3 phone numbers however.

Marty Moon 79 – Terry Gallagher 39

Joe Bollek vs. TCFS Girls: A huge upset in this region! Bollek seemed to have a huge advantage over the egotistical TCFS girls, but it did not go as expected. Early on in the game Bollek thought it would be hilarious to get out his tiny paint brush and pretend to paint the baseline under his basket. This went on so long that by the time he got back to the game, he was down 52-4. Once he started playing he dominated, but it was too little too late. The button girls move on.

TCFS Girls 81 – Joe Bollek 60

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It took 5 strips for this clown to show up at school? Hoo boy this is going to be a tough one to get through. I’ll be back in mid-April to see if he’s made it to his first class

P1, Even the ants have formed a question mark on the sidewalk as this story continues to go nowhere.

P2, So, when do we get to the part where Spicoli and the rest of the surfer dudes roll out of the smoke-filled van?

P3, Boy, did you come to the wrong place, Mayor.

Knappe time. Wake me up when the action starts.

P2- The Mayor’s backside has a bewildered look as he low 5’s Dex, a Shimura like character who can hang onto his books.

In all reality , P4 Well Mr Mayor you came to the right place . I’ll turn on the showers and see you in them in 10 minutes . Thanks Coach Kaz ?

I think his nickname should not be “mayor” but Eddie Haskell

P 2: “…yeah…and is that your little sister’s backpack?…”

Kudos to Mop for calling the Coach Kaz first block (is “period” considered politically incorrect now?) encounter in yesterdays MUT!

OK, now I get it. This guy isn’t really the mayor. It’s just a nickname.

The annoying “Mayor” needs to cut back on the Frostee Puffs…

So he smoozes like a politician? Hence the nickname

So “Butt” Meunch plays 3rd, Godelski pitches, what position is this goof? I’m guessing that with his non-stop mouth, he’s a catcher.

I’m stumped trying to think of what expert advice anyone would want from Kaz. Where to get a lame tattoo? Who his steroid connection is? How to latch on as the assistant to someone powerful so that you can just hang around and get paid for doing nothing?

And speaking of doing nothing, why are you sitting around doing nothing when you could be reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P2- Yes, it goes nicely with my purple man purse. Don’t you think?