Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 03, 2020

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    wmac8898  over 4 years ago

    Looks like Mike cut off the part of his middle finger. Probably a knife accident.

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    reynoldsweekly  over 4 years ago

    To hell with this. Gil is a child abuser, Dr. Pear; is a criminal, and Mike’s parents are morons. The English teacher should be executed for stupidity. I’ll never read this crap again.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 4 years ago

    P1, That or a duel.

    P2, ’Watha, “Forget what?”

    P3, That’s never kept Gil from fielding a team. Of sorts.

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    bearwku82  over 4 years ago

    Good one wmac8898 and BStarFish. Mike is now Mayor McNubbin.

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    Mr Reality  over 4 years ago

    In all reality , my high school woodshop teacher had a finger like Mike’s . He said he lost it in WW II.

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    Irish53  over 4 years ago

    Nice goin’, nitiwit….no team and probably no one who’s ever used a bat to hit a baseball…Mike should have been expelled for stupidity…not a butter knife.

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    hifirick1953  over 4 years ago

    Why do you carry your books if you have a backpack in P3?

    P1 Hit the road Jack!

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    Mayor McCheese flips off his ex-friends on the way out, but it’s not as effective since he lopped off half of his middle finger with a butter knife. I mean kitchen knife.

    And speaking of half, if you’ve got half a brain then you want to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    z12332190  over 4 years ago

    P2: Shameless Thing drops by for another unpaid cameo.

    P3: “Have you noticed that we don’t have a team?”

    “Maybe not, but we have us. That should level the playing field and give Milford at least a long shot at a win. They’ll be suckered into a false sense of comfort.”

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    oldsmkysyvr  over 4 years ago

    Next, Mike will get all the kids at his new school to “put on a show”.

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    It’s been half the day and nobody has commented me on my side job waxing the floors at Valley Modified? People are starting to take me for granted.

    It wasn’t easy either. The damn school has such narrow hallways, I can’t fit my industrial sized waxer in them!

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    Irish53  over 4 years ago

    P 1.5: “…baseball?…no, dude….I thought he was talking about a Pokemon challenge…”

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    Irish53  over 4 years ago

    What happened to that guy who commented a few days ago about how awesome a job Rubin is doing? I bet it was Rubin undercover making the comment.

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    Rob McLean  over 4 years ago

    So…the kid’s parents have given up on legal action, or doing anything at all? If it were my kid, Pearl and Thorp would walking out of that school in barrels.

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