Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 02, 2020

P-2 - “I’ll stick around for a while . . . and keep an eye on your tush.”

If this game gets any more random, it will have to be renamed Calvinball.

Can this get any more stupid?? Just when I think…NO…it does!!!

Ĺeading off the bottom part of the order will be a pinch hitter, Marty Moon followed by surprise guests The Thorp Kids who get standing ovations from the crowd with another timeout called so the fans can welcome them home.

P1, Why are there umpires for this nonsense again and who’s paying for them?

P2, At least Ardis Gilmour has a backup when he misses the next one.

P3, But. . . But I’m throwing a no-hitter! There are no hitters on that team, Gonzo.

The GT comic can flash through 2 weeks of games in three panels. Yet, it takes 2 weeks to complete a sandlot game. The valuable lesson learned is do not invest and waste your time. Life is short. Live it.

P 1.5: “… can you bend over like that again?… “

Charlie Browns team is more fun to watch than this stupid get-together

Tomorrow, someone calls time to show VM how to swing level. The Mayor gets thrown out of VM for taking Acid and claiming he had enough kids to make a team, a Baseball team. He actually brought VM’s Debate Team. Now, aren’t we glad R&W have shown us they could coach a T-Ball team if they wanted to, all that knowledge.

Bravo, Whigham, bravo! Exceeding expectations again! I would have bet big money it couldn’t get any stupider, and yet, here we are.

This would never happen in a T-ball game. A bunch of 17 years playing a high school and this happening…I think not.

P1: Phoebe Keener gives Ardis Carhop some vocaitional training. “So, when you start your career, this ball will actually be lumps of poop, usually dog…”

P2: “Me and my shadow…”

P3: “Phoebe Keener is killing it on the field so distract her by showing her your wiener. She’ll be too busy laughing to make any plays.”

The missing strip:https://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Gil_Thorp/2020-06-30/

I think there is going to be a lot of hookups after this game when it finally ends.

This level of patronizing will soon cause VM’s humiliation to explode into a full scale riot. No amount of pizza can soften this affront to their pride.

P2: “Hey, Ardis, I thought that you had pizza. Why does it smell like tacos?”

What’s the deal, Mayor? You practiced for two weeks doing what? Players don’t know how to position themselves to field a ground ball? You couldn’t show them that? But you guys were going to do great because, you knew Milford’s weaknesses! Yeah, awesome plan.

And speaking of plans, plan on reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

And Phoebe. Okay, nice form on fielding that practice grounder. But P2 is how you get in ready mode during a pitch? With your mitt facing the wrong way? She’s got Ardis doing it too!

On Saturday the game ends and several fans find their car radios missing. Whose stupid, now?

Um, uh, I’m not quite sure how to ask this. The art is so um, uh. In P-2, does that girl dress to the left?