Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 25, 2020

You can still yodel, can’t you?

Geez Tru(e), a little overdramatic? For someone who only needs rehab on their shoulder, they’d send them to Switzerland? Quit whining. And speaking of whining, there’s no reason for you to be whining, because today’s Mopped Up Thorp is already available.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

(GilsGolfStudent – you may not want to read this one.)

P1 In all reality , from the look on Gil’s face he should stop drinking .

Eh, Switzerland would’ve been a hell of a long drive anyway.

P1, Um, Gil didn’t say which shoulder, Mimi.

P2, Yeah, but since you’re such a low pick they’d make you drive there.

P3, Marty Moon has gone through many rehab programs in Milford.

How did Ture get there? Wasn’t Gil just talking to Mimi? He banged up his non throwing shoulder playing baseball?? Why not Germany? So many questions / so few answers.

What a shame. We could have gone to Sweden. Instead we’re all still stuck in Milford. Thanks True.

Tru, that wasn’t where they told you to go, but it’s OK, we think of Milford the same way. On Monday, the girls get arrested for Streetwalking

In other words “… get your brittle ass tf outta here…”

Too bad. It’s a nice drive to Switzerland

P1- This Hoo’s for you Snark Nation!

P2- Remember your trainer Rick Scott? He uses water therapy and we have the shower facilities to prove it.

P3- Lose that souvenir hat. Tell GilPa to hook you up with a State Champ cap from the prize closet.

If he throws right handed, and his left shoulder is banged up, but arm not in a sling, and he can hold a lemonade with his left hand…oh what’s the use

This is amazing, my predictions for today were 100% accurate! It’s almost like I saw today’s strip yesterday!

Today’s Peanuts could feature a cameo by Gil

Remember the summer story arc from 2017, where Trey Davis conducted the physical rehab for Jaquan “the Don” Case, to get him into shape for a return to the NBA? If so, then erase it from memory, because here it comes again.

I think the signing bonus is limited to $100k this year, so he is probably living high on the hog at the Milford Hilton.

“…a specialist in Switzerland. Instead I had to drive all over Georgia and went through Rome, Athens, Vienna, Dublin, Cairo, and Berlin before I found The Burning Bush Orthopedics in Damascus, Georgia.”

Perhaps the story line has him meeting his true love in Milford as a result?

Give him to Mimi, she’ll straighten him out. Right Gil?