Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 19, 2020

“So that was when I held up my first liquor store.”

Mimi to the rescue? Milford’s next girls soccer goalie? But I’m ready for some football, not futbol.

P1 Town Park Lake looks like a little piece of heaven on the outskirts of Milford, a good place to dip your toes, or whatever. They even have horse shoe pits and frisbee areas…or is that a flying saucer, drone size??? Hope that kid does not try out as a receiver in football, he is about to get bonked in the head!!!

In all reality , I knew what was and still is wrong with my my Mom but I can’t fix it. Can the snarkers reading this give me some suggestions on what I can do ? Thank you in advance !

Um, where did she get this “you’re smart” reading from? Alexa doesn’t know her, she hasn’t seen her in school, the only time she’s seen her is during the weird baseball game. And speaking of seeing things, you can see today’s Mopped Up Thorp right here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1, The kid in the foreground kind of reminds me of the Frisbee scene in the movie “Private Parts.”

P2, It’s nice that Corina refuses to face the person she’s having a conversation with.

P3, And now we’re forced to listen to you.

Alrighty then. On to football please

I pity this fool (Mr. T.)

but now, I have a co-vali..something or other and her side-kick who listen almost as closely as Mo

I got sucked in thinking the return of True was going to be a good story line. All Valley Conference QB returns to the place where he became a household name at least in the homes of Milford.

Carrying on with “The” people in school topic, lest we not forget The Pirate (Duncan Levin), The Baby Mama (Darby Kiser) and speaking of crooners, The Singing Pitcher (Derek “Slim” Chance).

I’m just guessing here but I bet she ends up at Milford

To quote my good friend Popeye, “That’s all I can stand and I can’t stands no more!” This one has finally driven me away and it’s time for a sabbatical, ala Bitsy. I’ll check back with my fellow snarkers in about a month. Hopefully, football will be starting in non-Covid Milford by then.

P 3-looks like Kaz’s eyelashes too

Try channeling that negativity into some golf for the rest of us, please.

When has CC had time to be negative? She has been grilled the whole time by this welcoming committee. No wonder mean girls is a thing!

P 4: “….and now all I do is hang out with Dumb and Dumber and play catch with a has been pitcher…”