Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 29, 2020

Buehler? Buehler? Fleming? Fleming? Either the crowd is 90 decibels, Milford has 200 guys on their bench, or Fleming wandered back to the parking lot.

Lemming of the BDA? Oh wait, he wants Flemming.

And Marty Moon remarks to his audience , the crowd is beginning to chant something , I can’t make it out, wait now I can ,it’s Fleming , Fleming , in all reality !

P1, What’s Marty Moon doing on the field?

P2, Z1 is playing so far off 42 he’s in no danger of being tackled.

P3, The coaches were nowhere to be found when the Mudlarks lost but they show up for a blowout win.

RIIIII-COLA!!!! No secret Kaz is The Valley Yodeling Champ.

Gil has the State Champion smirk returning. He’s thinking ESPN should have done a documentary by now, maybe get comments by Belichek, Parcells and a few others about Gil’s influence.

You normally refer to Fleming as the third string quarterback unless there’s injuries to both Thayer and Rapson; but emergency quarterback it is.

Throwing late in the game and racking up points against the weak sisters of the league instead of keeping the ball on the ground and running out the clock. No wonder all the other coaches despise Gil.

Milford’s “racking up points” is such a rare occurrence that it’s considered an emergency? A sign of the Apocalypse, maybe.

And on Monday, both QBs and maybe even the emergency one are gonna’ be trying to chat up Corina, even though she’s made it clear to everyone in the school that she’s a complete waste of space.

Kaz makes his triumphant (?) return after weeks of us lamenting his absence. Further proof R&W are as addicted to Snark Nation as the rest of us.

Flemming outperforms Will and Rapp and becomes front runner in the CK derby.

Cue emergency. Two QBs fighting ’neath the stands for The Girl?

Hmm. Hoping we can remember that Fleming’s first name is Leonard and that he is #40. Wonder if his family was ever able to evict Tiki?

So, Milford has the lead in their first game, and decide to run out the clock. Gil then gets pissed because his quarterback starts throwing bombs. Now this game their run game is so dominate that they are blowing out Central. So what does Gil do? He sends in his backup and then starts passing to run up the score. Despicable!

And how many times have we seen the “RIIIIICOOOOOLAAAAA!” pose from either Kaz or Gil? I wish there was an easy way to find them, but I’m positive this is at least the 3rd time since MUT started because I know I did the RICOLA “joke” twice before today. I was going to do it again, but decided against it.

And speaking of against, if you are against Mopped Up Thorp, then there is something seriously wrong with you!

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P1- Moonpie has left the tinder box and is at field level looking for in game sound bites incognito.

Kaz has been gone so long he didn’t know Fleming is the new deaf QB, and Gil couldn’t pass up the chance to punk him. Gil’s laughing with his eyes.

Why would Fleming not have his helmet-have to “grab” it?