Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 16, 2021

P3 kinda looks like the opening scene of the Milford zombie apocalypse.

P4 Drink the Kool-Aid

P2 looks like GilPa and Kaz are struggling with the high winds the raging bonfire is producing

P3 How did we get a “Hookum Horns” hand in there. One fan thinks they will be number, one but the majority think number they will 5 at best

P2: Gil’s Maori-inspired face tattoo isn’t as good as Mike Tyson’s.

P2.5 “Do you mean BB Spiller, Bloviating Boyd, GilPa?”

High school footballer using ‘everyone.’ Not all’ya’ll. Not everybody. Probably acing English Composition.

That’s about as motivational as a relaxation tape.

P 3.5: “…grab your partner and doe-si-doe…”

Let’s get ready to RUMBLE!!!!

I am the God of hellfire!

And I bring you Fire,

I’ll take you to burn Fire,

I’ll take you to learn

I’ll see you burn

P3: Is this not Alex Lifeson from the “A Show of Hands” album?

Tevin is a smooth operator, schmoozing Spiller by feeding his bombastic ego, gotta compliment him on the unorthodox use of eye-black, he’s started a trend that even GilPa is buying into – or being trolled by his clever quarterback

In all reality ,I’m the QB but I’m also a Zombie so not only going to beat Oakwood but also eat them !

When the wind from the fire is almost knocking over Gil and Kaz, that’s when you know you probably overdid it.

And yeah, what better way to prepare for your game then to have the FANS visualize winning. Because that will……do what?

And speaking of visualizing, I’m visualizing you heading over to Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P3- Couple of anti Vulcan hand signs. Short life and teen angst.

Innnntrodooooocing YOUR….MILFORD…..MUDLARKS!…(played to the music of the 90’s Chicago Bulls pregame intro)

In P2 it looks like the coup has begun, as Kaz smirks after cleaving State Champ. “Sic semper Gillius.”

The fire is so hot it’s melting Tevin’s mask off.

Kaz returns from his recent hiatus sans mask/face tattoo and sporting his new burnt umber hair dye job.

Visualize a peace [sic] of the opposing QB.

P 2: hoo hoo…good one, Kaz…haha

P-1: and we thought we didn’t know who that kid was. He needs to introduce himself to the student body. Must be an Alpha.

P-2: Photo Op for the absentee coaches.

P-3: Thinking this is a Karaoke contest, the RT breaks into the Rocky Horror Story classic: “I’m Goin Homie”