Not that continuity is relevant in this strip but after Ward Korczyk’s layup yesterday the Larks would be down 55-54. After the Saints make one free throw, they now lead 56-54. Does Gil go for the win with a three pointer or does he play it safe and try to get into OT? If I was a betting man (which I am not, despite what a certain Italian-American from Goshen says) I’d place a C-note on one of the Milford players with too many consonants in their last name to swish one from downtown to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat thereby beginning their eternal quest for second in the Valley.
P3- Brylcreem. Check. Grecian Formula. Check check. Selsun Blue. Aqua Velva. Roi Tan Perfecto Cigars. GilPa would be a great pitchman for these products and more if he would stop showing up for games.
In all reality Marty screams Some damn student from Milford just jumped up on the scores table and announced This Game Is Fixed and gets Milford tee’d up !
P1 – Wow, that All Saints center must be 7’ 260lbs! We’ll be seeing him in the NBA in a few years.
P2 – And another glorious shot from Milford’s exclusive NostrilCam™.
P3 – This is the most engaged I’ve ever seen Gil. Maybe a little too intense, it looks like he buried the top inch or so of his fingers into his palm. Hopefully trainer Jean-Luc is nearby with a lot of gauze and bandages.
And speaking of engaged, I’m hoping you’re fully engaged with reading Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Okay, Milford down 2. A 3-pointer wins the game (very possible), a 2-pointer sends it to overtime (not gonna happen, that would stretch this game out another week). A miss dooms Milford to a bad start to the season (also very possible).
The best would be for Tevin to choke on a layup, but unfortunately he fouled out. I’m going with Dallas George nailing the three at the buzzer.
Does anyone remember before the Shot Time Clock, there was a college team that invented the “Stall” offense so that a hot shooting team had limited attempts (circa ‘58-’60).
chiphilton almost 3 years ago
Is it All Saints or All Stinks?
flashdrive1988 almost 3 years ago
Jersey changed colors (12/28/2021)?
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
12/30 – NOWWW Gil calls the Christmas day timeout
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P2.5 “Speaking of fifths, who the h*ll moved my sippy cup?”
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
“I gotta go to the bathroom.”
James St. John Smythe almost 3 years ago
P3: Just in time for the New Year greeting.
artegal almost 3 years ago
I see we’re playing 1980’s Detroit Piston defense.
twainreader almost 3 years ago
P-1: All Saints try the old hidden ball…(player) trick. While some bald kid in a Lime Green top peaks in.
P2: Claxton is called for fouling…Claxton? and Marty thinks it should be excused? I know! We’re all dreaming!!!
P-3: Gil panics when hid Loofa hand goes numb. “I can’t feel my hand, I can’t feel my hand!”
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
“We’re gonna run that picket fence thing. Who wants to be Jimmy? Just win baby!”
dadjo almost 3 years ago
Not that continuity is relevant in this strip but after Ward Korczyk’s layup yesterday the Larks would be down 55-54. After the Saints make one free throw, they now lead 56-54. Does Gil go for the win with a three pointer or does he play it safe and try to get into OT? If I was a betting man (which I am not, despite what a certain Italian-American from Goshen says) I’d place a C-note on one of the Milford players with too many consonants in their last name to swish one from downtown to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat thereby beginning their eternal quest for second in the Valley.
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Tevin shaved his head after the 4th foul to confuse the ref. Figured he would change jerseys and start over with zero
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Aww come on!!
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
P3- Brylcreem. Check. Grecian Formula. Check check. Selsun Blue. Aqua Velva. Roi Tan Perfecto Cigars. GilPa would be a great pitchman for these products and more if he would stop showing up for games.
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
In all reality Marty screams Some damn student from Milford just jumped up on the scores table and announced This Game Is Fixed and gets Milford tee’d up !
Mopman almost 3 years ago
P1 – Wow, that All Saints center must be 7’ 260lbs! We’ll be seeing him in the NBA in a few years.
P2 – And another glorious shot from Milford’s exclusive NostrilCam™.
P3 – This is the most engaged I’ve ever seen Gil. Maybe a little too intense, it looks like he buried the top inch or so of his fingers into his palm. Hopefully trainer Jean-Luc is nearby with a lot of gauze and bandages.
And speaking of engaged, I’m hoping you’re fully engaged with reading Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Mopman almost 3 years ago
Okay, Milford down 2. A 3-pointer wins the game (very possible), a 2-pointer sends it to overtime (not gonna happen, that would stretch this game out another week). A miss dooms Milford to a bad start to the season (also very possible).
The best would be for Tevin to choke on a layup, but unfortunately he fouled out. I’m going with Dallas George nailing the three at the buzzer.
Mopman almost 3 years ago
Oh, also, isn’t that Big Ken Brown trying to see around the screen in P1? How many years of eligibility does he have?
Who is that supposed to be anyway? It is a Mudlark, but they don’t have any bald players. None that we’ve seen so far.
twainreader almost 3 years ago
Does anyone remember before the Shot Time Clock, there was a college team that invented the “Stall” offense so that a hot shooting team had limited attempts (circa ‘58-’60).