Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 30, 2022

I thought the most Untouchable record was their conviction of Al Capone.

Hmm…so is red-cap Scooter’s hyperawareness of the terrain due to previously having had an accident that forced him to ride around in a Jazzy scooter?

Johnny Vander Meer two consecutive no-hitters

Scooter’s hat and coat:

Monday: Green/greenTuesday: Blue/brownWednesday: Orange/purple

Gregg’s (too many g’s) coat has remained green.

Ok Greg and you snarkers , whose the smallest person to ever bat in a Major League game ? In all reality , anyone , anyone !

P3: It is my understanding that Baseball 101 is an optional course since they all seem aware of the complete game record.

Wonder where Scooter got that mini-backpack. He must not get much homework.

Kind of funny that in yesterday’s comments about records, the very first one was Cy Young’s complete games. Well done, chiphilton!

If these guys are sports statistic experts, maybe eventually they can tell us how many wins and losses Milford has this season. Because quite likely the strip won’t.

The reign of purple continues. That must be the theme for this season. Purple jacket with matching purple shoes, purple building, purple tree even.

That is one tall staircase to enter the building. They are only on step 3 of 30. They are definitely going to be late, seeing as the bell already rang. And speaking of bells, for whom does the bell toll? In Mopped Up Thorp, it tolls for thee. (Does that make sense? Probably not.)

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So Gregg is irritated that Scooter warned him about an upcoming trip hazard? The conflict this season might be the worst yet. Later, at lunch, “Watch your fingers Gregg, the plates are hot.” “Don’t tell me what to do!” SIZZZZZLLLEEEE! “YOWWWIE!”

P 3: in other words, STFU, you insufferable windbag

Vito from Goshen is laying 3 to 1 odds that this annoying patter about statistics and records will have nothing to do with the plotline of this latest walk into the woods of a story arc.

I’m thinking Scooter is on the autism scale. He’s going to be the baseball scorekeeper/pain in the backside.

Here’s a record that will never be broken or even tied, thanks to instant replay. Armando Galarraga’s 28 consecutive outs perfect game.