P1 Does Eli really carry his mitt on his belt? Is it a loofah? Is there some small, unidentified animal crawling out of his butt? This story might be interesting after all…
I’m just bummed that the 10th fell on a Sunday this month, so we can’t do the traditional, “this strip was rated 4/10” joke. And speaking of jokes, today’s Mopped Up Thorp hopefully contains some good jokes, and is not a joke by itself.
bitsy twill over 2 years ago
Agree.
BikeMike over 2 years ago
I thought he was 6. Acts like it.
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
Eli it is then
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P4 “Plus he’s just not a good F.”
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
Charis changes from her green uniform into a pink and black ensemble surrounded by an appreciative baseball team
Gil-doh! over 2 years ago
P1 Does Eli really carry his mitt on his belt? Is it a loofah? Is there some small, unidentified animal crawling out of his butt? This story might be interesting after all…
Charks over 2 years ago
P3: Nobody should be called Scooter? Tell that to Rizzuto (in HOF) and Gennett (4 HRs in one MLB game).
Mr Reality over 2 years ago
Nobody over 6 should be called Scooter,ìn all reality , your new name is Flounder !
VegaAlopex over 2 years ago
Phil Rizzuto would disagree.
bearwku82 over 2 years ago
With prom season looming, what kind of wheels does Scooter drive?
jslabotnik over 2 years ago
Wow, looks like Scooter only literally wears the pants in this relationship
chiphilton over 2 years ago
Scooter is good enough for someone who invariably behaves inappropriately.
Irish53 over 2 years ago
P 2: “…because I don’t like ‘Elf’…”
The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
Eli’s a-comin’, and the cards say
A broken heart
dadjo over 2 years ago
Cue Laura Nyro, “Eli’s Coming”
Twainrdr over 2 years ago
P-2.5: because my other boyfriends are A through D
chiphilton over 2 years ago
Rizzuto’s wife called him P.
hifirick1953 over 2 years ago
How come all the girls in Milford all end up looking the same in their closeups? Other than hair color they all look like Jaime
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 2 years ago
Wow, sometimes soccer players swap jerseys post-match, but high school tennis opponents swap entire ensembles!?!
James St. John Smythe over 2 years ago
4/11? Pretty harsh assessment of Charis, and why is it out of 11 and not 10?
Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago
Remember Scooter Libby?
Mopman over 2 years ago
I’m just bummed that the 10th fell on a Sunday this month, so we can’t do the traditional, “this strip was rated 4/10” joke. And speaking of jokes, today’s Mopped Up Thorp hopefully contains some good jokes, and is not a joke by itself.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Klubble over 2 years ago
He’s a second baseman, so I call him E-4.