Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 22, 2022

“Locked in their rooms for years…”. Hilarious, Henry!

I’m starting to hear a sinister music sting in my head every time Luke Hernnadez-Martinez shows up.

Gods, Henry, that’s brilliant. Laughed so hard the cat ran!

Reminds me of the old soaps. A lady would take her baby upstairs. At some point, not that far in the future, the ‘baby’, now a young adult would come down the stairs. Of course, mom hadn’t aged one day.

I need coach Gil to show me his putter sometimes as well as his driver.

Some 2 on 2 coming up, with Mimi taking on Hernandez’s bimbo. Drivers to be used as weapons the way Steven Seagall uses pool cues.

P2. Here Mimi, hold the end with the rubber on it.

P3.5 “I mean, they look so thin and emaciated…almost like they haven’t seen the sun for years and have been malnourished and have been ravaged by exotic tropical diseases…”

Golf today. Football on Friday. Big Hairy Hand Luke Hernandez-Martinez in the middle. Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! This is going to be an entertaining week at GT!

P1 & P2- Everything is B.H. ( Before Henry).

P3- Henry’s got jokes. Will GilPa henchmen escort Lukewarm Martinez on a one way trip to Carbone Cave?

P 4 (woman’s voice): “…you have friends?…”

Mimi is about to hear about the bartender flirt.

Yay, we get some action (of a sort) at the MCC!!! Apparently it is also confirmed that Valley Tech is in fact located in Milford, if the coach plays golf at MCC? Or did he make a “road trip”, just to pick on Gil? And since he made such a big deal on Marty’s podcast about his own monogamy, this “baby” had better be Mrs. Coach Hernandez-Martinez. I’ll bet she’s a winner, just like him.

Today was the first day of school here and the MCC summer junior golf program starts next week? Like live TV, Milford must be on a time delay. But 8 weeks? No wonder they’re still playing baseball in July.

P-1: Everybody missed the first joke about Gil wanting to take advantage of the Junior Leaguers.

P-3: Can’t wait to see Luke’s four ring grip!

P-4: By all means, why don’t you newcomers play through? Mimi & I, will be glad to wait (and giggle).

Time for a nine iron across the face.

P4: Coach Shed “…and he’s wearing the same #$@% shirt he did last month!”

Foursome!!! Baby!!

Milford has ipads??

Locked in their room for years, huh? I wondered shat had happened to them.

*SSHOLE ALERT!

Thought exercise: today it’s “Gil #$@% Thorp” and previously it was “Gil %$#@! Thorp”. I can only think of possible swear word middle name, a present participle beginning with the letter “F”. Are there others?

How much do these coaches earn, anyway? I thought country club memberships were expensive.

So if Gil’s new middle nickname is MFR, is Mimi’s FFR ?

Nothing worse than a five sport super athlete having a kid that wants nothing to do with sports. And speaking of nothing to do, if you’ve got nothing to do, why don’t you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 59. Al “Mr. 59” Geiberger was the first to shoot a 59 in competition on the PGA Tour. Here’s a (purported) link to his scorecard for that round: https://www.ebay.com/itm/264784586840 I’m pretty sure no one has shot a 59 on the LIV “tour.” But my money’s on the fearless leader of North Korea to be the first to break 60 among those players. Note: that fearless leader is not to be confused with Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale’s Fearless Leader.

Locked in their rooms? That’s entirely plausible since we haven’t seen the kids in years. Keri probably has a balcony where she spends her time getting that fabulous tan.