Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 29, 2022

In all reality,when does Milford’s football season start and will there be any Womens sports ?

Haha Dad, haha … {you have to sleep sometime} …

P1 is BHHLHM wearing a kilt and talking to the tree?

P2 “Your arm hair is tickling my nose and making me laugh, dad. Now let go of me before I pee on your leg.”

P3 “Wait…hmmmmmm…you might be on to something there Mimi. Send the wife to work to earn $400 to $600K per year, or more, take care of the kids, HAHAHA…I mean, how hard can it be with Keri and Jami? I could feed them gruel two bowls of gruel and let them out of their rooms for an hour a day and they will think they are in paradise compared to the sweatshop they have been working in for the past fourteen years. Head down Mimi! Get to work and qualify for your LPGA tour card!

I like how the Martinez couple have matching skirts.

The MCC road hole bunker is predicted to get a shipment of matter to fill in the bare spaces. Sand fleas are sure to populate.

As Big Hand Luke inches closer to the top of Mopman’s Villian Leaderboard, in P3 Gilpa plots his moves to take down the Hair Machine.

P4: Luke whispers to Gil “Si, your ball and chain is right, and I’ll be teaching you when we play Milford in football this season”

P3: Gil’s childcare over the past 15 years was pretty sound.

Clever — Dr. Mujer won Mimi over. Now they’re ganging up on Gil, 4 to 1. Here’s hoping Gil’s team blows out Hernandez and company 59-0 and puts enough Tech players in Milford Hospital to keep Dr. Mujer and company busy for weeks.

Pedro laughs in English, I see.

Haha…dad…dad!….put my head back on my body now

P 4 (Mimi’s voice): “….it’s ok for me to stay home and watch TV game shows and soaps all day…”

P-1: You’re kilting me!

P-2: Lovable Luke…NOT!!!

P-3: She means the kid.

Coaches Held Hostage: Coach Kaz, Day 66. His captors are not letting him get his kicks on Route 66.

Winning the chip??

Learn how to be a total jerk?? Next scene Gil and Marty lamenting life over a Boilermaker

When did Mimi become “not” the women’s coach?

How is he winning any “chips” if he’s home watching his kid? And speaking of watching, you should be watching today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp. And by watching, I mean reading.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

AHHHHH! I think Luke is making a cameo appearance in today’s Invisible Bread:

https://www.gocomics.com/invisible-bread/2022/08/29?ct=v&cti=449713