Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 30, 2022

Are they drinking 1/3 cans of hard seltzer?

P2: OJ attends the party.

Plus they have a chaperone that looks to be about 40.

OH NO! Action is becoming more pronounced (pun not intended). Whoever she/they is, the blonde usually spells trouble for the brunette.

Good thing General Hollis ain’t around to squeal on them

P2- Nice earrings young Thor P. Do you love rock N’ roll? If so, put another dime in the jukebox baby.

In this context, the singular “they” confuses me for a second.

P 2: “…and heh…I thought that this party was just gonna’ be you and me..heh…obviously not…heh…”

P 4: “…I like her because she’s got a pierced tongue…”

when you were kids? Like yesterday? Now, who was selling those programs? Bringing in Dorothy shows me I’m going to need one to attempt to follow this.

Wait, hasn’t Toby been flirting with Keri all fall? Now he’s got a girlfriend?

Shouldn’t it be “they WAS my best friend”?

Is that an oil can of Foster’s the BHL look-alike is drinking in P2?

It should read, “They were my best friends when we were kids.” If we’re going to mutilate the rules of the English language, at least let’s do it consistently.

Hmmm Dorothy. Didn’t Keri pimp smack her after Dorothy ridiculed her for crying during the shooter drill?

isnt that the girl she punched out ?

Notice the smile on Keri’s face in P-3, If Tobi has D, then she’s down to only Pedro and his Daddy.

Green eyed monster in Milford

Yay. Another they.

Oh no, mom has no idea about the party. When she comes home the place will look like Jake Ryan’s house in Sixteen Candles. Be sure to check the front lawn for a passed out Long Duk Dong. And speaking of checking, you should be checking out today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P4- Keri becomes the entertainment when Dorothy cranks up The Linda Lindas.

Tuesday, at school: Beuler,…Beuler,…