Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 31, 2023

But since they got part time jobs at The Bucket as a cover-up, they don’t have time to sell vape sticks or play basketball, so…

Don’t get high on your own supply.

In all reality , I come back to this sterotyping , in all realit what’s going on ?

Hot Rod is restricting his market selling non flavor vapes to Seniors. Show proof of ID? These two aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. What’s funny is Dinny Perez supervises these dunderheads.

Sort of like the owner of the Bucket’s rule, “I don’t eat this garbage”. Order up!

How do these kids squeeze school into their busy day?

So he only sells nonflavored sticks to seniors, and he still rakes in big profits. Milford must be the vaping capital of America.

Yesterday it was the lift-a-thon. Day before it was basketball. Then the golf outing. Today it’s a drug selling scheme. If HB is single-handedly trying to destroy a 70 year old high school sports comic strip, he’s well on his way. What’s even more curious is the editors and the publishing syndicate don’t really seem to care.

These clowns think that they’re really clever, laundering vape money by using minimum wage jobs as a cover and pretty soon, they’re gonna look like the guys at the Christmas party in Goodfellas. Maybe the vape supplier will finally whack them then.

“NO. 3: I only wear punisher, lightning bolt, or exclamation point t-shirts and wear a ‘Hello Kitty’ backpack when I sell so that the Milford kids know that I go to their school”

Breaking Bad applies to this strip in more ways than one.

Maybe they should open a car wash??

Are those two bottles of delicious Hoo® ( Hoo is a registered trademark of HooDaD, Inc.) they’re drinking in P1?

I drive a bus. I was picking up a sports team after school, and saw one of my students standing right at the front entrance smoking a cigarette. The next time I had my kids on, I asked “Who starts smoking nowadays? No one thinks it’s cool, and with all the gross ads on TV, who thinks it’s a good idea?” One kid said “It depends on WHAT you’re smoking!” This is the future of America, folks.

P2: ". . . seniors with proof of ID . . . " High school seniors? Surely, he doesn’t intend to ask senior citizens for ID. Man, I’m exhausted from all of this shark jumping!

im waiting for someone to get hurt weightlifting so they can do the fentanol storyline . yes i know i spelled it wrong .

So. Basketball. a job. selling Vape sticks. liftathon. homework, bonfires, dating etc. These guys are masters of time management.

Let’s get back to Gil selling used cars.

And get your thumb off of my burger!

Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days

P1: He does his famous Jack Benny impersonation.