Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 04, 2023

Why can’t she have cake, Daddy?

She can have her cake and beet it too.

What young boy doesn’t like a good beet?

Kid thinks he’s in The Go-Go’s

Tenure. Except he doesn’t teach.

Since when to high school teachers/coaches get tenure?

“I’ve got my beets?” Who says that?

Vegetable stand in the middle of winter

While Mimi is off in the desert chasing birdies and swinging, thumbs up to Gil for taking the kids to the Farmers Market.

P3- Gil states the obvious. Dr. Pearl couldn’t terminate him even if she had the mind to. Afterall, who else has free time to sub for the French teacher?

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P-1: Uh, Gil, that looks like an extremely long Celery. It only identifies as a cake. Besides, she said please, just like Capt. Kangaroo taught her, not you or Mimi. Meanwhile, Jami demonstrates why the Public School system’s English Department needs to be prosecuted.

P-2: We learn the Milford Hispanic community is either stereo typed as running a Produce Market or all a twitter about teenagers lifting weights for money.

P-3: The Mexican Mafia tries to send a subtle clue about Gil’s job security, which he totally misses. (Please note: with only 2 stereotype mustaches available for Hispanic Men, our artist avoids the over used FU for the Handlebar.)

C’mon, Gil! Let them eat cake!

P1 Let her eat cake, Gil. All house rules are off since Mimi is in Scottsdale, swinging, stroking and who know’s what else with her new gal-pals. Jami, quit being a suck-azz mama’s boy. Nobody cares.

P2 Even the ants swirl around in dizzying confusion trying to follow the story’s constant twist and turns.

P3 “We need Milford sports, but in case they no longer need you, come see me Senior Thorp, I need a produce packer that I can rely on.”

Six more weeks of winter. Come on summer!

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Maybe Jami asks for beets at the bakery and gets turned down.

Where did frito bandito come from ?

Zzzzzzzz…..

The hardest part is waiting until Monday to learn what happens next.

Gil is afraid they would choose fruitcake.

Jami is ready to wet his pants over beets? He sure is special

Only 57 comments on a weekend. Sad

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