Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 22, 2023

Really?1? He has bat control better than any major leaguer and can hit the ball to go wherever he wants? Why not bat 1.000 then? Gil should tell all the players to “always get a hit”. Genius! Gil does it again!

USA USA

Who’s the nightmare now, Kwan?

In other Gil Thorp news, congratulations to Henry Barajas for getting a contract extension:

https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2023/06/21/barajas-gets-new-season-with-gil-thorp/

I love baseball and the sound of the BOP of the bat.

Is Tak Kwan’s personal catcher he brought with him from South Korea?

Sooooo…who is Rudy that Gil was instructing to go at Kwan’s head yesterday? Is it actually Darius Simmons, which would explain the p*ssed off look on his face in P1, angry that Gil doesn’t know his name because his heart didn’t stop during a game or that he hasn’t been convicted of under age vape cartridge sales, or something like that?

I guess Kwan isn’t going to see patents anytime soon.

Pedro saves the day.

P3: Gregg Hamm would have made the face save then throw it to first for the out before he even fell backwards.

P-1: After being mistaken for a short white kid from ND, Darius gets serious.

P-2: A hard line drive and a dislocated ankle.

P-3: Zing went the strings of my Hami! (Henri & Rod get today’s Sherlock).

I’m waiting for Kwan to show off his hitting prowess. A Kerr-rack, Ping, WHAMMY! But No Business Owners Policy (BOP).

Man, Tak should not jump when a line drive is coming at his head. He’s just begging to get concussed. And speaking of begging, you don’t have to beg to see today’s installment of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/06/22/shelling-the-pitcher/

It sure looks like Dee aimed AT his head, not above

Darius must have great speed to make it to 2nd on a line drive up the middle. The guy ahead of him, not so much

Disappointed that Tak’s clothes didn’t fly off, a la Charlie Brown

Where’s HeeHaw today? Still kickin’? She wants “…to hear the Bop of the Bat…”

Oh no, don’t hurt Attahooobie