Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 27, 2023

Who is that with the dice earrings in P1? Angry in P1 but happy in P3? Is that ToBe’s mom? It can’t be as she is not wearing a t-shirt with an 80s rock group on the front.

The remainder of the proceeds will go to the Gil Thorp Home for Wayward Teenage Girls.

If anonymous strangers pay the fines, then doesn’t that sort of defeat the purpose of “restitution”?

It really looked like Luke had a job at the center, but I don’t care enough to go back and check. Or do the listeners simply like hearing lies?

P1 Mel cleans up good, donning her best polo shirt and “when you’re hot, you’re hot” dice earrings with designs on seducing Reno Hardwood after the game.

P2 Yessserrriee! You can just tell by the team’s body language coming onto the field that Coach Gil has ‘em fired up for tonight’s game.

P3 “Any leftover proceeds will be sent to the Federal School Loan Forgiveness Fund.”

I can’t find the DONATE button. Lucky Me.

“Donate”?… when they are in a posh athletic facility?… yeah… sure buddy

George Jetson’s dog Astro defines restitution as being extremely poor

Once again a reality check, money from donations going to a restitution fund? Really, thats not how restitution is supposed to work.

“Next, our patron Mr. Diet Smith will discuss how we’re sending the losing team to the moon!”

P1- Submitted for our approval. Tumbling Dice by The Stones

One of the poorer hand drawings in P3.

Looks like the summer is over and it will be basketball next week.

P 3: guy in red shirt waves back to Toby

Hey, what happened to the person that was sitting right next to Mel in P1? They moved by P3. Based on her expression in P1, I think she let one slip and it was much more pungent than she thought it would be. And speaking of pungent, today’s Mopped Up Thorp might be rather pungent itself.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/27/gil-playing-dirty/

“Donate” button? can’t find it. I can’t find the “Any” key either.

P2: #8 giving the finger to this whole idea.

P3- ….and the rest of the donations will go to the Reno Harwood wardrobe fund.

I still don’t get why those two kids were sent to a juvie reformatory?

P 1 (Mel thought bubble): “….I can’t tell if that’s a boy or a girl waving to me…”

Is anybody else getting a Valley Modified Scrubs versus Milford vibe from this? Is the Nick’s Pizza dude going to place his tips in that plate before getting it all back on the other side of security?

“Whattya think, Joe?”

“Lousy pepperoni pieces. My wife could nuke a Totino’s better but no files in the dough. All clear.”

p1. Mel thought bubble: “Gil was right, probably should’ve had the procedure…” p.2 “And coach Luke will be here in fall, winter, and spring, too!” Kaz thought bubble: “This is my state-of-the-art juvie arena, and I still have to play second fiddle to Mr. Coach of Year Every Year.” p3. Archie Andrews guy bubble: “Wow, a little dab will do ya! She loves to run her fingers through my hair!”