Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 02, 2024

At the local newspaper company

“Joe called in again.”

“George, do you know how to run the printer?”

Congratulations Ima Hottie. First melting face of 2024.

No need to worry about The Gilfather Keri. With that tux he was wearing, all he needs is his Beau Dandy top hat and his Count Chocula cape. Then it’s on to Central City. BLAH!

I hope that’s not Dot. Not sure she smells pretty.

Inma Pants’ hijab flows into P2 and makes Keri sneeze.

Where are all the comments?

P3-“I am the Ghost of Christmas Past…”

I’m just worried about my dad….sure you are, peanut

The one she should be worried about is Jami. As Paul Newman said in Slapshot, “… that kid is gonna have someone’s (male chicken) in his mouth before you can say ‘Jack Robinson’…”

Is that Dorothy in P1? She packed on some pounds over the holidays. Hopefully she still smells nice. And speaking of nice, it’s nice to know that today’s Mopped Up Thorp strip is being heralded as one of the top two MUT strips of 2024!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/01/02/sliding-by/

First!… ah, nuts.

Where’s Heather Burns to be in another sport she has no business teaching?

Coach munchin’ an Oreo while kids condition.