Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 28, 2024

Dorothy is taller than her teammates, and strong. At least 5’8". Her BMI would be 15.4, 0 percentile. Is the plot here “Keri is out of shape” or “Dorothy is at major risk”?

Who stops at 101 when you can drop to two digits? Unless she’s considering wrestling in the 101 class.

Peanut don’t care. Her a$$ is already big

So maybe yesterday Keri was wowed by Dotty Dubbs’ a$$… this could lead to a threesome with ToBe, but it would unfortunately involve having ToBe make appearances in this strip

Dubbs suffers from anorexia. That new song “Running on Empty” by Jackson Browne is all the rage playing on WMFD and WDIG.

I guess we still don’t know what sport the girls are training for. The suspense is killing me. And speaking of killing, I’d kill for an ice cold Hoo Dad’s Root Beer® today. It’s going to be 96 degrees by the time I finish my round of golf today.

Herb Alpert has a song for you today, Dorothy: >

“The Summer of Jami”, my a$$. More like “The Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring of Peanut”.

Hey! Get off Mopman’s floors! Can’t you see he just finished mopping them? You ingrates are going to track in dirt and grime that will scratch and dull the sheen of the immaculate surface.

P4 “Mirror, mirror on the wall…” Finish the comment. Wrong answers only.

P-1: Dottie, weighs herself after her work-out. Gees, she lost some weight. Try the scales again in the morning, BEFORE!

P-2: I knew she was a spy! Eaves dropping to pass along plots to all those writers who would plagiarize GT.

P-3: Early onset dementia! Keri needs to look in the mirror, to button her blouse, er, shirt.

at least they didnt show inma in a belly shirt no one wants to see that hairy navel

i wonder if the nameless coach has a peephole for the locker room mopman should know

And . . . . tomorrow she’s back to 124.

“I’ve worked so hard to hit my goal weight. Let’s celebrate by getting burgers, fries, a shake, a piece of pie…” Also, “after school”? You just finished practice. School has been out for two hours. And speaking of out, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is out.

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You’ll never make featherweight with numbers like those, Dubbs. Eat!

Why do I feel like we’ve missed another day? What followed yesterday’s last panel: “Uh, Kerri?”

Well, the “after school” comment seems to answer one thing. This wasn’t practice for any sport, it was probably just gym (or PE) class.