Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 18, 2019

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    From ear to ear and front to back. Just leave his spine and esophagus intact long enough to allow him to realize his situation before he dies in pain.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yeah, number 1000 ought to do it.

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If it’s just going to be one cut, spiral it from his bald little head to his toeses. 8^)

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    robnvon  over 5 years ago

    Yes, but a new location.

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