Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for August 01, 2022

There are “services, programs, apps” for this nonsense.

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Galloping through the sward

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

And his horse Concorde

He steals from the rich

And gives to the poor

Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Riding through the night

Soon every lupin in the land

Will be in his mighty hand

He steals them from the rich

And gives them to the poor

Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Dum dum dum the night

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Dum de dum dum plight

He steals dum dum dum

And dum dum dum dee

Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Riding through the woods

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

With his bag of things

He gives to the poor

And he takes from the rich

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Riding through the land

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Without a merry band

He steals from the poor

And gives to the rich

Stupid b itch

you’ve got robin hood confused with congress

Dennis Moore was actor in the 30’s and 40’s…never made it big!

Why does it take 6 weeks to lose 5 pounds, but 1 day to gain it all back?

Errol Flynn my all time favorite Robin Hood!

I can change a pumpkin into a carriage but if you want to change fat into muscle you’ll have to exercise 2 hours a day.

At the movies my doctor is sitting two rows behind me so I ordered chocolate covered fish oil capsules at the concession stand.

Today’s missing cartoon, 8/5/22

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After taxes my million dollar smile is worth only $500,000.

The government has passed a new flat tax on crackers, pizza, floor tiles, TVs, computer screens, CDs, DVDs, plywood, cardboard, cheese slices, salami …

August 07 comic:

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Yesterday’s comic (Aug 06):

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Can you show me how to add Facebook enemies?

If I follow 5 different diets at the same time one of them is bound to work.

Yesterday’s comic:

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Today’s comic (Aug 08 depending where you live):

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If more than 50 percent of the population is obese, I’m not overweight. I’m average.

Aug 09 comic:

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I’ve always been a leader. On the day I was born nine other babies followed me into the nursery.

Aug 10/11 comic:

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