Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for January 31, 2023

Why did I not have this boss?

He can sleep walk while making “s’nores”.

Yes Sir. I’ll get right on it.

Won’t have to sneak off to the supply room to take his naps anymore.

Ok just bring me a blanket and a pillow. Oh a bed would be nice too. Zzzzzzz.

Ed from Working Daze would be hard to beat, tho! He’s a Pro’s Pro!

You got it, boss. I can do this.

“I don’t know, Boss. Let me sleep on it!”

“Yes sir! You can count on me, sir!” would be a great response — until the boss starts measuring the increase in productivity. Then he’s in trouble.

I’m in.

My boss never said that to me… Probably just as well since I used to drive an 18-wheeler.