Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for June 23, 2023

“Gasping” @ straws.

You have a mint or a piece of gum?

I think you just told him.

Oxymoron frame

More polite way: Have a breath mint. You need it. :) :)

Don’t breathe…don’t breathe so…don’t breathe so close to me.

Did I say that out loud?

There’s nothing funny about this cartoon. I don’t want to hurt your feelings, so I’m not going to tell you.