Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for February 08, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  8 months ago

    “Boozy floozy.”

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    Even my speed dates seem to lose interest when I tell them my name is Johnny Fuguerfahster and I’m a classical pianist.

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    cdward  8 months ago

    In our county they are replacing “speed bump” with “speed hump” signs. Speed hump? You’d think they have a speed date first.

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    Speed “cheating”!!!!!

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    mokspr Premium Member 8 months ago

    You should stay away from fast women.

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    T...  8 months ago

    Yet you still married her, dummy…

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