Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 04, 2001
August 03, 2001
August 06, 2001
Transcript:
"I've noticed that the better looking someone is, the further they go in life." "For instance, a lot of the most popular singers and actors have only mediocre talent...but great looks." "Even when electing politicians, people tend to go with the person who is more attractive. Look at the Nixon-Kennedy race." "Where are you going with this?" "If you REALLY want to give me a leg up in life, scrap my college fund...I'm better off with a PLASTIC SURGERY fund."
