Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 11, 2013
Transcript:
Christmas Eve, I'm going to take the garden hose and spray the roof so that Santa will slip and fall. Then while he's unconscious on the ground, I'll help myself to his giant sack of presents! Do I strike you as the sort of kid could earn her presents by being nice for a full entire year???
She doesn’t strike me as someone who would believe in Santa Claus.