Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for July 12, 2018

Now if you can add the lettuce and tomato scented deodorant to go with that that would be a real winner!

I knew a woman who worked at Tastee Freeze. She usually smelled like fried onions; it made me hungry.

Mine worked a BBQ joint. 47 years later and I still get hungry, now and then.

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I find you strangely attractive, in a two eggs sunny side up with toast kind of way.

Oh…yes….Bacon!