Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for October 26, 2021

See if they got some Pepto-Bismol.

Just hand them a trash can.

Combination of dead skin and maybe some pus. Take more frequent showers, make sure to dry your pits, use any and all medications prescribed and anything else the doctor orders, like maybe no spray on deodorant or any at all for a while. And lose some weight.

I couldn’t even read this. I don’t find disgusting funny.

I have an older brother, who, when we were kids, would talk at the dinner table about anything that was disgusting, and kept trying to outdo himself. His goal was to get me to walk away from my food so he could have it. He probably still has fork marks on his hands and any conversation is OK with me while I eat. Operant conditioning. My tolerance was helpful for my career.

There’s a fast food place near where I work that’s situated on a mile-long lane filled with nothing but various types of medical offices. When my coworkers and I would go there for lunch, we’d be surrounded by these people coming and going to their appointments, describing their procedures and maladies in excruciating detail. And this is why we now use the drive-thru instead.

I love draining a good abscess. Oh the smell. Dr. Pimple Popper has nothing without the smell that comes from some of these things. Could gag a maggot.

He is so bloody typical. Yelling into his phone and if someone butted in he’d complain