Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for May 30, 2022

Men’s or women’s?

I always sing it this way.

That’s what my cousin thought it was too.

Check out https://www.kissthisguy.com. It is an archive of misheard lyrics. The name comes from Jimi Hendrix: ’Scuse me, while I kiss this guy…

Scratchy car audio speakers of the 70’s always messed up lyrics for me.

“Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club band” sounded like “Sgt. Pepperoni’s Hearts Club Band”.

“I can see all obstacles in my way” sounded like “I can see all ice cycles in my way”.

“Midnight at the oasis” sounded like “Midnight after you’re wasted”.

John Fogerty sings it as “There’s a bathroom on the right” sometimes.

Sugar thighs honey buns

“And our #1 mondegreen is…”

I always thought it was bathroom on the right also. Didn’t make any sense, but it was the sixties.