Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 25, 2023

Pretty sure

Doesn’t using the term “Coot” mean that you are an old coot?

Huh?

I arrived on that train when I caught myself saying “This shirt is older than you.” To a Millennial. I invited them to join me in my laugh. Albeit from a different perspective. (Which was actually enlightening to me.)

He’ll know for sure if he yells “Get off my lawn!”.