Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for April 26, 2023

Base jumping a 3-story building?

He could always revise his list:Jump off a coffee tableJuggle wiffle ballsWatch an episode of a reality showRun with the neighborhood dogs

Bright side: this year you didn’t miss the toilet when you peed

I haven’t quadripled my retirement income to afford the rest of my dreams.

I can think of better ways to commit suicide.

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