Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 21, 2024

No, but it’s close to a country called Hungary.

And there is a town in Turkey called “Batman”.

I think the boy is trying to get his Grampa to ‘Fez Up’ . Sorry in advance.

Just give him a Canada Chile with Greece.

Once known as Asia Minor.

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Yours till Russia cooks Turkey in Greece and serves it on China to the Hungary USA.

The way I remember it: Austria was Hungary so it ate poor Turkey dipped in Greece.

Only now the preferred spelling as per the country’s officials is “Turkiye”.

Close,Turkey’s neighbors have often told them to “Stuff it!”.