Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 05, 2015

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    blackman2732  about 9 years ago

    http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

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    Vet Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Groucho would be so proud.

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    JSho  about 9 years ago

    ‘XYZ walks into a bar’ is one of those classic comic gags, right up there with Moses parting his hair and someone putting bunny ears behind a bunny.

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    benbrilling  about 9 years ago

    Two termites sitting at the bar.

    One asks the other, “Is the bar tender here?”

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    K M  about 9 years ago

    There was an old Donald Duck cartoon where Donald was walking down the sidewalk engaged in one of his typical low self-esteem internal dialogs when someone started yelling “Duck! Hey, Duck!” at him. Donald strode proudly down the street thinking, “Of course, I’m a duck! I’m a great duck! I’m —” and then plowed straight into an overhanging branch. The other guy says to him, “Hey, I tried to tell you: Duck!”

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