Half Full by Maria Scrivan for April 25, 2021

It is pretty ridiculous the questions people ask when the answer is totally in the description. It is definitely a big head Shaker when you see that. Either totally lazy or totally stupid.

Can I shop them now? Do they come with holes in the middle? Where can I find your homepage?

Food allergies? Most of these winy-assed Millennials are full of shit. When you have to carry an EpiPen everywhere you go, talk to me about food ALLERGIES; but until then, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

“Oh, I’m allergic to gluten” says the whiny shithead with several beers in his cart, plus gravy packets, and rice cakes, and frozen breaded chicken nuggets….

The fourth comment resonates.

I licked the screen, and they don’t taste good!

A phone conversation I have at least 10 times a day.

“Hello you’ve reached the Bulk Barrel. How can I help you?”

“Is this the Bulk Barrel?”

“Yes”

“Are you open?”

“Yes”

“What are your store hours?”

“9am to 7pm Monday through Saturday, 11am to 5 pm on Sunday”

“Are you open Sunday?”

“yes”

“What are your Sunday hours?”

“11 until 5”

Another problem with posting things like that online is the responses received from people who you wonder HOW they’ve earned enough money to pay for a computer, phone, internet connection, and all that!! 8^0

But, wait. What if I’m seriously allergic to Strawberries and Vanilla.

I wonder if they have gluten free seitan.

If they do they probably store it beside the dehydrated water.

My absolute favorite is pulling up to the coffee shop and asking for black coffee.

“Would you like cream or sugar?”

Facepalm!

This resonates with the comic xkcd. He would do something like this but related to physics.

My head-shaker is when an Amazon shopper answer’s another shopper’s product question with “I don’t know.”

Love it! Cartoonists have a lovely way of pointing out the funnier parts of the human experience. It helps the rest of us laugh at them.

Ah yes, people not reading…Yep….One year, I worked at a Zoo. I was in a special bird feeding exhibit that you had to pay for before you went in. We were in a building and the people would have to come in the door and go down a hallway before you get into the actual exhibit. On the first door as well as many signs on the walls of the hall told you that you had to pay to get into the exhibit. I was at the window with a register right before you go into the exhibit. MANY MANY times people would pass me and start opening the door to the birds. I would say you have to pay and they would be shocked “REALLY?! What?! Where does it say that?!”. Sigh……..

Yep, I can totally relate.

Gluten free? I’d rather eat day old bagels…

Dunkin’s Donuts are better…

donut’s lives matter too