Half Full by Maria Scrivan for May 29, 2021

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    losflemings  over 3 years ago

    Awwwww, man!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But they let me use a calculator in math class!

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    Dobber Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If it’s like what’s on my phone, you really don’t want to go there.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Cells bee damned!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Spell the quote, ‘to be or not to be’”

    “O-k, ’too bee or knot two bee, wait …”

    Even Burt’s bees were angry.

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      over 3 years ago

    Better luck next time.

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    wolfboy oz boy  over 3 years ago

    but why not i don’t know how to spell

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    stamps  over 3 years ago

    Be careful, autocorrect sometimes gives you a NSFW correction.

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    JorjeSanRoman  over 3 years ago

    In school, the truth is not the apparent reality. The rebels are the conformists and the conformists are the rebels. The kids who learn math are learning to deal with money, but they are taught false pride by unnecessarily making spelling a competition, so they still cheat people even with a calculator. They are called conformists when they are rebels. They legally become accepted in the world and get bailed out when they mess up. The kids who do not want to be better than everyone else want to do things right like by using spell correct. They are called rebels when they are conformists. They legally get rejected psychologically. And wrongfully sell themselves short.

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