Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 09, 2022

A well-placed doily will fix that right up. Or, get a cat and say “screw it.”

Oh, I’ll bet there is a feng shui fix for it.

Took a while but the best Wifi Feng Shui I found here is in a garage cabinet under the stairs. No ugly antennae bristling at us and great RF radiation throughout the house.

Some people build a box to put it in, then can’t figure out why it doesn’t work well…

Sometimes you can’t have either, depends on the provider.

Mine’s in the laundry room in the basement. There’s no fengy shuey there to interfere with.

Feng, Fi, Fo, Fum,

You can’t always have your shui.

Fum, Fi, Fo, Feng,

Shui to go, that’s what I say.

My WiFi is quite harmonious. Or is it just the Spotify?

I’ve been told that I am full of Shui many, many times.

Not sure if that’s the Power LED, or if the modem/router is malfunctioning.

I kind of hide my modem/router behind the TV.

You can have a wife or you can hang free.

I though Feng Shui was a Chinese dish, sorta like Dim Sum.

As a communication engineer, I think the WIFI routers are kinda stupid. The place you really want the router (out of sight, out of mind) is NOT the place you want the WIFI. I have the plain router in the basement and a wired WIFI access point (looks like a smoke detector) in the upstairs hall. Works great, and I get good WIFI signal throughout the house.