Half Full by Maria Scrivan for June 11, 2022

Enjoy your date. She’s admiring your Pecker….(Let’s keep this joke clean – I’m referring to his nose)

Hey, its that a bug in your nostril? Let me fix it for you.

What, they’re both woodpeckers…

Will Pinocchio be able to think of anything to say that won’t cause hard feelings or cause his nose to grow?

Does John Bobbett have a woodpecker?

This story was left with a lot of holes in it…..

Well, they do have similar profiles…

I told you Pinocchio had a woodpecker.

After studying it for about 10 seconds, the smile of recognition came.

does he have a ………?

What can a bird do that a man can’t do?