Half Full by Maria Scrivan for July 14, 2022

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    When someone says that they’re happy as a clam, I guess you need to ask, “which clam?”

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    Ida No  over 2 years ago

    Why don’t they ever do open mike night’s?

    “Ok, clam up!”

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    It’s fine. You’re a clam. You’re not supposed to be happy. You can stay in (the) bed all day. In fact staying in (the) bed all day is a very good thing.

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    distortion  over 2 years ago

    At least he is delicious.

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    You always clam up!

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    MacGuyver  over 2 years ago

    It’s always about HIM! How shellfish can you get??

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    It’s best not to clam up now…

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    Ernest_CT  over 2 years ago

    Clam’s not happy because it’s not high tide.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My mother had dozens and dozens of these. I’m sad that I didn’t keep a notebook where I could memorialize these old-time sayings, all of which she absorbed from the folks in the very small town she grew up in.

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    See you next week. That’ll be 50 clams.

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    C0MM0N-tater  over 2 years ago

    How can be “as happy as a clam” if the world is his oyster?

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    what a pearl today

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So much for that myth…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    A recently rerun “MythTickle” covered this. But not with the usual shrink couch.

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    Jody H. Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Maybe he’ll cheer up later when he’s baked…

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He is panicking, he must not be “clam” either.

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