Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 15, 2022

The devil wears clothes?

Sorry, no. We specialize in downgrades.

Why certainly, sir. You’re in the poking section, but we can upgrade you to extra poking.

Nope. You had your chance to do that while you were alive. Remember? You thought this was all a fairy tale. You were too ‘smart’ to believe in such hogwash.

We can manage a complementary increase in the intensity of the itch you can’t reach.

Nerd meets evil…..

doesn’t hurt to ask…. well probably here it does

Yes. You can spend Eternity in Cleveland. But it will cost you extra.

Demand to see his supervisor.

Well we could always give you the special place we have for certain people.

Be careful what you wish for. You might get put in “Business Class” where the CEOs go.

Sorry, only downgrades.

Nuclear powered heat instead of volcanic heat