Half Full by Maria Scrivan for March 11, 2023

“Knock knock.” … “Knock knock.” … “Knock knock.”… “Knock knock.”…

Knock knock knock. “Penny?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na3QDHzJcxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc0a2TLm2_U

Of course not! That would be dumb. She already knows, she is looking right at him

Whoooos are for owls…tapping the tree is for woodpeckers!

I hear you knockin’, but you can’t come in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haUzFIu8fA4

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

Hello, sweetie…

I did a knock knock joke to a rather passive-aggressive friend. She killed the humor by saying ‘come in’.

Probably gets pretty dull, after the first dozen times.

But since the subject has come up, this is one of my favorite Knock Knock jokes:

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting —

Moo.