Harley by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2024

Santa’s racist, I see.

The pay is good and there is nary a post office in sight

Guess that’s what it takes to get the elves working for him.

Santa spends his off season slaying.

An Orc is an Orc, of course, of course

And no one can kill an Orc of course

That is of course, unless the Orc

Is killed by the famous man in red

Do they taste very good? Raw or do you grill them?

Don’t mess with Santa!