Heart of the City by Steenz for February 14, 2013
Transcript:
Dean: Dear J.J. Abrams, Congratulations on getting the director's job for 'star wars" 7! Dean: That's the big enchilada, baby! And now that you're the top man in charge, please do me one favor....don't let George Lucas anywhere near the new "Star wars" dialogue! I thank you!
TheSoundDefense almost 12 years ago
You seem to be implying that there’s somebody worse at writing/directing Star Wars than George Lucas. I assure you this is not the case.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Maybe JJ will steal the idea of a planet-destroying weapon from his “Star Trek” reboot. Oh, wait…
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Dean is young… He never tried watching Star Trek the Next Generation where the dialogue is ‘really’ interchangeable in addition to being inept.
When Lucas lost Leigh Brackett for his scripts after Empire Strikes Back, that is when his SW universe dialogue started to cave in.
Purple Morpho 2015 almost 12 years ago
Hey, I’m no big fan of either of them but I think he said that because George Lucas would have a conniption looking at dialogue he did not create.
dyankee23 almost 12 years ago
“George, you can type this ****, but you sure as hell can’t say it!” – Harrison Ford, to George Lucas, during the production of the original movie.
DDS029 almost 12 years ago
That’s what happens when doing a trio of triads out of order and so far apart. You lose continuity. Writers and directors have no idea where the story was intended to go. Doing the first three second, it didn’t matter what the “vision” was as long as it ended up segueing into Ep 4 (the original). But the odd mix of high-tech to lower-tech, back to high tech ends up looking like Hawaii 5-0 then and now and trying to treat it as a natural progression.
SquidGamerGal almost 12 years ago
Excuse me! This is Valentine’s Day! He’s suppose to be writing a Valentine letter!!
The Real Zarth Arn almost 12 years ago
I think Lucas is a capable director, but he can’t write. Jersey Shore has better dialog than the three prequel films.
Miba almost 12 years ago
Hm. I would rather beg him to pick up some of the eu and read it so he doesn’t mess anything up.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“…reading these comments I wonder why most of these people ever watched another of the films after seeing the first that they didn’t like.”
Speaking personally, I disliked “Ani the Menace” enough that I passed on “Send In The Clones,” but I figured I ought to see “Steaming Pile of Sith” just to close the circle, to see how it would segue into the real “Star Wars” (I refuse to call it “A New Hope”).
(I liked “Empire Strikes Back,” but it’s so clearly a ‘middle chapter’; “Return of the Teddies” should have been a warning sign that the shark was being jumped, but after 20 years I was hoping that it was an anomaly.)
joegeethree almost 12 years ago
I fell asleep watching episode IV at the theater. It was pretty unwatchable for me.
burleigh2 almost 12 years ago
Ingrate!! Without George, we wouldn’t HAVE Star Wars!!
David Smirh almost 12 years ago
What amazes me isn’t that Lucas can’t write, it’s that his fans can read. ;) Seriously, we should all be happy that additional stories are being added, rather than continous remakes. (I’m a Lucas fan)
nj23nut almost 12 years ago
Dean, I’d also pray that Hayden Christiansen is no where near the new ones, either.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Sigh. No comment.