Heart of the City by Steenz for April 21, 2021

Try Canada.

As a hermit he’s not very effective. Maybe he should try out for the role of an eccentric uncle.

Still saying…he took off the costume and his arms are still hyper hairy – hypertrichosis.

He is a Big Foot (Big Foot does not mean Tall). He shaves his forehead and around his eyes to appear less Big Foot like.

He is related to Eddie Murphy’s Aunt Bunny.

If he says Gooney Goo Whoo….

RUN

He’s truly the Bigfoot.

Check Australia or France :)

Check the size 12+ racks in shoe stores.

Good story line, but why would a hermit be living in a big city like Philadelphia? Wouldn’t he be more inclined to live in some rural part of Pennsylvania or somewhere like the Maine north woods?

There’s plenty of other weird stuff in Philly. Most of it scary.

He’s trying to denie it. But he’s truly Bigfoot!

DUN DUN DUN!!!!

Case reopened!

Try Michigan, Wisconsin, Montana, California, the entire Pacific Northwest.