My father once asked me why I didn’t become a basketball player. I told him he should have married someone his own height. Dad, 5’10". Mom, 4’11". Me, 5’6".
Okay I like this turn, both bringing it back to heart and dean.. and in a way tha’ts relatable. Dean’s likely going to be a tad obnoxious.. but his insecurity is at least understandable.
Girls shouldn’t make fun of boys who are short. After all I was five six at the end of my freshman year, but when I went into the tenth grade, I was 5’11" tall, and six two by the beginning of my junior year.
codycab over 1 year ago
You’re also not okay, Dean.
Kidon Ha-Shomer over 1 year ago
Well, he’s not short but he is terse.
nsr60 over 1 year ago
How does he think this changes things?
WaitingMan over 1 year ago
My father once asked me why I didn’t become a basketball player. I told him he should have married someone his own height. Dad, 5’10". Mom, 4’11". Me, 5’6".
Decepticomic over 1 year ago
The twist is he’s actually going to start shrinking.
Skeptical Meg over 1 year ago
Don’t be too sure, Dean. It depends on genetics, sex, and Steenz.
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’re not short, Dean, you’re vertically challenged.
rodney over 1 year ago
I was voted shortest kid in my HS graduating class. Grew four inches and put on 50 pounds of muscle over the next 4. Go figure.
t.gieschen2 over 1 year ago
I agree
Jacob Mattingly over 1 year ago
Okay I like this turn, both bringing it back to heart and dean.. and in a way tha’ts relatable. Dean’s likely going to be a tad obnoxious.. but his insecurity is at least understandable.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Girls shouldn’t make fun of boys who are short. After all I was five six at the end of my freshman year, but when I went into the tenth grade, I was 5’11" tall, and six two by the beginning of my junior year.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dean seems to be suffering from height insecurity.
Koala Queen over 1 year ago
he’s like me